
What does a typical day off look like?
I’ll normally
wake up quite early (no alarm) and check the football news to see if there is
anything worth writing about. I’ll then probably catch up with a few programmes
in bed before putting on some lounge pants and heading downstairs to let Milo the destroyer into the garden. The next stage is the
“T” junction in my routine and normally decides the fate of the rest of the
day……Should I sit for 10 minutes and play on the Playstation (knowing full well
that it wont just be for 10 minutes)? Or should I go back upstairs to work on
some more articles and to write some music? I’ve now probably switched to being
about 75% towards the latter option – a complete reversal on what I was doing
before….

What is your favourite animated
programme?
Even from a
young age I loved cartoons. Thundercats, Ghostbusters, He-Man, MASK, Jace and
the wheeled warriors, TMHT (or TMNT living in the US )……I watched all of them
regularly…something that has continued into my adulthood – (although the list
of cartoons that I now watch has changed a little bit). I currently watch
Transformers Prime, The Avengers, New Thundercats (RIP), Family Guy, American
Dad and the Cleveland Show – but my current favourite (and by a substantial
distance) is Archer.
Archer is the
tale of a womanising American secret agent called Sterling Archer and the fictional
security agency that he works for called ISIS .
Think of a character that mixes the stupidity of Johnny English, the suaveness
and skill set of James Bond with a bit of American obnoxiousness and arrogance
thrown in for good measure. Archer constantly has me in fits of laughter – and
whilst it isn’t for everyone- it’s well worth checking out – even if it is just
for some of the completely ridiculous scenarios Archer finds himself in.
If something changed and you had to
become deaf, dumb or blind – which would you choose?
An odd
question (thanks Kate) - but one that has actually been quite challenging to
answer. I even had this answer nailed – until I asked Bex in the office today
the same question and she completely changed my opinion…..
Originally – my
answer was going to be that I’d prefur to be blind – but then Bex really threw
me a curveball by saying that she would really struggle not seeing the sun
coming up in the morning, not being able to see her nieces grow up and not
being able to see the beauty of the world. I completely agree. I don’t know how
I would cope being blind – but I can only imagine that it wouldn’t be very
well. (Bex then went on to completely dilute her beautiful answer by saying
that she would also struggle to paint her nails…….)
Bex also
really challenged me about the prospect of being dumb. She was brutally honest
about how she would struggle with not being able to communicate in the same way
that she had been used to. My reaction was a struck open wide mouth. I was
amazed by the thought and honesty that went into her answer and thanks to her
reasoning – I completely agree. Bex however went on to “jokingly” suggest that
she would miss shouting at her husband James – something which left me
pondering which option he would choose if given the option…..
Process of
elimination therefore led us both to the conclusion that we would prefur to be
deaf. We could learn to lip–read and understand sign language, we could still
communicate (although we’d need to adapt as to how), we could still enjoy
seeing the world and because we would have already experienced the sounds – we
would already have a soundtrack to go with everything we saw and experienced.
It’s
certainly not a question that I had thought about before – but it has
challenged me beyond belief. Whereas before I just had sympathy (probably
through a lack of understanding) for people that are deaf, dumb and blind – I’m
now hit with a new found respect for these people – a lot of whom live the most
out of every single moment. That in itself sets an example for all of us
(including me). We need to make the most of and be thankful for whatever we’ve got – not get hung up on what we don’t have.
If you could change into anyone for a
day – who would it be?
Ok – so to
move away from the typical “I’d be James Bond” answer I’ve amended the question
slightly (because obviously I would be James Bond). So the question now is “If you could change into anyone for a day
AND gain an understanding of their knowledge – who would it be?”
I’ve decided
that I’m allowed 3 answers here….so option 1:
Simon Cowell

Arsene Wenger
In the first chapter of 10 resolutions I promised that I wouldn’t rant about Arsenal.
Therefore I won’t. But I’m desperate to know what on Earth is currently going
on in Arsene Wenger’s head and if he really is as delusional as he comes
across. Or does he have a master plan?
Dennis Daugaard (or any
senior member of the NRA)
The name Dennis
Daugaard may not mean that much to many of you. But Dennis Daugaard is the South Dakota governor
who in the last week signed a piece of legislation which allows schools to
create “school sentinels” – (which in translation means) teachers, staff or
parent volunteers that are armed to protect students. No part of me can see the
logic in taking firearms into these situations. That’s why I wouldn’t mind
seeing into his head to see if I could try and understand. To see if I could
grasp the train of thought that could possibly have resulted in the conclusion
that taking guns into schools was a good idea. I’m desperate to understand –
because at the moment I can’t help but shake the feeling that someone has taken
some insanity pills.

*Political rant over*
What would you like to do in your next
job?

So I guess as
a little side note – If you are reading this and I work with you – or have done
in the past - let me just say thanks for making me chuckle on a daily basis –
and for helping me not to wake up with a feeling of dread each morning. It’s an
honour and a pleasure. Thank you.
What was your most recent purchase?
In small
terms....a multipack of Weetabix. Now I’m very fond of Weetabix – but I don’t agree
with paying 83p for 2 in the office canteen – so today I went to the garage
across from the office and picked up 12 for the comparative bargain of £1.55.

What do you do to stay fit?
In complete
honesty - nowhere near enough (hence the new trainers). I walk a fair bit, drum
and play football occasionally – but unfortunately that’s about it. I’d love to
play more football and to play some badminton (maybe even handball after
watching it at the Olympics) but until recently I was lacking the motivation to
actually push on with making something happen. I’m not any more – I just need
to find some partners in crime to play with. (So if you are up for it – let me
know). And before anyone suggests the gym...I’d get really bored on my own.....
Tell me about a TV show that you are
watching at the moment
Because I’m kind, caring and sharing -
I’m going to tell you about 2 programmes that I love.
First up is the Last Leg. Originally
running alongside the Paralympics providing an alternative take on the day’s
events – the show returned for a special at New Year (cleverly titled “the Last
Leg of the Year”) before being commissioned for a full (live) series by Channel
4. The name of the show also has special meaning as two of the hosts (Adam
Hills and Alex Brooker) have Prosthetic legs and because of that the show
manages really well to break down some of the stigma attached to disabilities -
regularly fielding questions of “is it ok to ask” along the way. It’s genuinely
funny and different to other panel shows – especially as it actually has a fair
amount of integrity contained within (the episode after all of the stuff about
Oscar Pistorious came out highlights this really well).
Next up is a show about a lesser-known
comic book character from the DC (Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman etc) Universe –
Arrow.


10 Resolutions will return as normal
next week – but in the mean time if you have any questions you want to ask
please email 10resolutionsblog@gmail.com or visit the 10 resolutions facebook page. Right – I’m off to make dinner for the wife and prepare for Arsenal going out
of Big Cup.
I'll leave you with this video. It completely ripped me apart - and then inspired me.
Until next week. God Bless
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